Tuesday, November 22, 2011

"Directions Home!"

This little piece is one of those things that circulates the “forwarded e-mail list”.

Given that many are “headed home” for this holiday season, I found it a bit fun and reflective for this path we call life.

Directions to Our Father’s House

Make a right onto Believeth Blvd.
Keep straight and go through the green light, which is Jesus Christ.
There, there you must turn onto the bridge of faith, which is over troubled waters.
When you get off the bridge, make a right turn and keep straight.
You are on the “King’s Highway” – heaven bound.
Keep going for three miles: one for the Father, one for the Son and one for the Holy Spirit.
Exit onto Grace Blvd.
Make a right turn onto Gospel Lane.
Keep straight and then make another right on Prayer Road.
CAUTION: DO NOT yield to the traffic on Temptation Ave.
CAUTION: AVOID Sin Street (It is a Dead End).
CAUTION: Pass by Envy Drive and Hate Avenue as well as Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane and Backbiting Blvd.
However, you cannot avoid going down Long Suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd and Trials and Tribulations Ave.
But it is all ok because VICTORY STREET is straight ahead.

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